[img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] LMAO, Good one Rock
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
[img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] LMAO, Good one Rock
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That was GREAT.
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HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????
About like the one were Jesus was healing a bunch of people in a room or bar or some sort when he got to the last guy and the guy started tripping over stuff and trying to keep away from Jesus. Jesus then asked why he didnt want healed and the guy said because he didnt want to lose his Welfare. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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